Scientific Hoaxes In Our Present Day World

Scientific Hoaxes in our Present-day World

by KiKta AhiyayA

I was pleasantly surprised this past week when I heard the newly appointed head of the Environmental Protection Agency declare that global warming is a Hoax.  It is about time.  The government has long been held hostage by such scientific buffoonery and I hope the EPA will continue to influence the Press and the People about these insidious hoaxes.  

Let me propose to expose an even more widely spread hoax that besets man kind and causes great disruption to world order and day-to-day living, Menstruation. 

This hoax is totally without any scientific basis in fact.  Woman have been using this “excuse” to dodge normal daily living and take periodic rests from their duties and service to man kind.  Women even keep calendars to assure they're not missing this made-up event. The government should work as hard to stamp out this fraud as it will work to stamp out the Global Warming hoax.

Let's look at the facts and some examples of the Menstruation Hoax, which we will now call the “M-Hoax.”

First, there are plenty of instances when the M-Hoax is employed at will.  Pregnant women do not avail themselves of the M-Hoax for all the months they carry babies.  They have no time for it and it adds an unnecessary complication to carrying a child which would make the pregnancy very difficult instead of the rather natural and easy event that it is. 

There are other examples.  Women long distance runners do not bother with Menstruation, at all.  Stopping to insert tampons or change pads would interrupt their long distances contests so there is no time nor place for it, at all, in this sport.  And, as has been discovered, recently, in super long distance runs, women do exceed the performance of men, often when neither is concerned with maintaining that M-Hoax.

As women age, they tire of this M-Hoax and give it up, completely so they can live out their lives without bothering about all the folderol associated with the M-Hoax.  Not having to pretend, anymore, provides much more time for actually living, and working even more effectively.

In the transgender world, no male, transgendering in to a female, insists on having any method of emulating the M-Hoax.  Who really needs it, right?  Why go around complaining about “the curse” (a term purveyors of the M-Hoax use to get sympathy for their self imposed condition) if it is so much bother. 

The government, once it exposes the M-Hoax, as it has exposed Global Warming, can stop funding Planned Parenthood clinics, clinics which purport to support women's health which is a surreptitious cabal used to get government money to support the M-Hoax, itself. 

And we should go back in to History, itself, to analyze famous women to see why they, in their fame, did not even discuss or otherwise acknowledge the M-Hoax.  What did Joan of Arc say about it?  Nothing!  Imagine operating in a suit of armor with changing feminine hygiene products!  Marie Curie could not possibly have dealt with the M-Hoax, since she was trapped in her own science which holds that her radioactivity would have stopped Menstruation even if it were real and not a hoax. 

So, more power to Scott Pruitt.  Let's get this Global Warming Scientific Hoax under control and stop it cold!  Then, let's turn to the real money and time saving, end the M-Hoax!  Think of the advantage we will have when we can destroy the M-Hoax and more than 1.5 Billion Chinese women are still pulling this stunt on the Chinese leadership!

Lets make American Great Again.  

 Copyright  ©  W. F. Baker 2017